Scientology - Through the Door

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Friday, 4th January, 2008 05:42:08pm

Name or Alias: Xenu Etrawl
Training and/or processing level: Commander, Emperor & Evil Galactic Ruler Hats - Also Head of the World Bank, Herr Jacobsson hat :)
Org or location: I’m conducting secret missions and operating thetans here in Teegeeak to prepare for a final MarKabian takeover. Scientology CAN’T stop us now because we OWN it thru our agents in the IRS. Meade Emory surely did a great job and so did his #1 & #2 men inside:
Time involved in the Church of Scientology: 4.599987666 quadrillion yrs to be exact.
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1. How did you first become acquainted with the Church of Scientology?
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Dave Miscabbagge and Noraman “Star”-“key.” But many contributed & are STILL contributing! Just ask any of them guys contributing for the Superpower building... WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Also, I NEVER disclose my “general location” just like Elron Elray, a.k.a. Ron Hubbard; one of the few things we do have in common - besides an insatiable thirst for power. Anyways... :)

I’ve been fighting Elron Elray and his loyal officers now for, well, continuosly since the last 75 Million years! But we’ve been at it off and on since the conception of the physical, or MEST universe, itself: 4.6 Quadrillion years ago..... well, roughly (it’s actually 4.5987666). In one of my incarnations I was even eLron’s drug dealer >;) Don’t kid yourselves: He DID use drugs in other lifetimes as well as this one, as many who got close DO KNOW! >;) All that aside, I HAVE become quite well acquainted with the so called “Church of Scientology, ”especially since our 1982-86 takeover. It took four years to get LR and Pat & Annie Broeker and a few of their other “loyal officers” out of the way. I have said it before but Miscabbage and Starskey did an outstanding job...with help from Emory and HIS FRIENDS, of course >;) Those tax “cruds” elron called them LoL Guess he wasn’t oT nuff, huh?!


2. What initially appealed to you about scientology?
I hate scientology!! We’re out to take over the Universe and make slaves out of all beings in it and here comes this johnny-
be-good Elron Elray trying to FREE MAN! Can you believe it?! Man doesn’t want to be free. He needs direction, discipline, yes, even duress. Besides, not to worry, they only have 8 million members and there’s almost EIGHT BILLION people on the planet so they have roughly another what 7.9999992 billion to “clear” :oX I had a MUCH MUCH bigger problem: See answer below Besides, I hear it’s more like 100,000 worldwide; and some say that’s being generous. LoL eLron always did like to exaggerate and prevaricate a bit. But what initially appealed to me was that we could subvert it from within - which we eventually did/have. Many fell before Pat and Annie though: Cap’t Bill, David Mayo; even as far back as their touted first ever clear - they had another “first clear,” too, back in the 50s; a woman who couldn’t even remember the color of eLron’s tie when turned LoL - John McMasters or Johnnie Mac as he was fondly referred to. He was also called the Pope of Scientology. And then all the late musical chair revolving replacements of top echelon execs AND TOTALLY CONTRARY to policy who got canned (declared, RPFed) to have a new crew take over. This was from EDs to CMO crew, Flag Crew, GO. They didn’t know what happened! Def. Happened: “hit them” They couldn’t’ve been more confused if we’d have rounded them all up for tax audits, frozen them with glycol, taken them to another planet, dumped in volcanoes, blown up with hydrogewn bombs and then hypnotized and implanted their disengaged spirits showing them movies of things like Jesus on the cross and all kinds of weird things like’at that you see dramatized on earth -oops, teegeeack, I mean - today. :)


3. Were there problems in your life that you thought scientology would address?
My main problem (at the time this all REALLY started) was overpopulation: To the tune of 250 BILLION per planet of the 76 planets in the Confederacy; or 176 on average. Does that sound right to you? I was never too good at Math; unlike Elron. But without using any of that scio crap, I managed to pack all them beings [after tricking them in for tax audits and shooting them full of glycol and frozen them] into huge DC 8s - not unlike those you have today and as your self appointed savior of mankind has indicated - and brought them over to Teegeeack and blew the bodies up inside volcanoes that didn’t exist back then but Ron made them up or postulated them for us because he saw the BiG bOOts in DA sKy and he well, you know the story [“Boots in the Sky” IS the title]. I saw the boots too except I peed in them

Anyhow, the Scientology Religion is doing a lot of good work these days, I hear. A lot of goodies coming up, like that implant machine they worked up with NASA - interesting stuff. You’ll all get taken there to that level... like lambs - just jokin’
Another problem I have now which the $cientology Religion is currently addressing is how to keep members donating for the $uper Power bldg. even tho we've collected over 100 million for it and have told the local papers that we have the money to finish the project! oops! :oX


4. Did you see, experience, or hear about things that didn't seem right while you were in the Church of Scientology? What were they, and what convinced you to set aside your feelings?
This doesn’t apply to me because as I’ve said, I WASN’T “in” Scientology but I bet a lot of old timers must’ve gotten quite a shock after the 1982 takeover, well, a series of events that took place such as the San Francisco Mission Holders’ Convention; even the previous one at Flag, with our agent Miscabbage and his inner circle watching and learning and then by the time the old man’s passing was announced many must’ve known. I’m surprised not more did, though. And poor old Pat Broeker and his wife, Annie; they learned too late. They would’ve honestly tried to carry on the best they could and forwarded their conception of the ole man’s “vision?” [by the way, he used AND NEEDED glasses] They just didn’t know what they were up against first and they really would’ve had NO CLUE how to run SciLientology internationally. It would’ve been a mess. Our people had already done away with most of the network: The Guardian’s Office, with Mary Sue and other top G.O. personnel going to jail; Cap’t Bill Robertson had been done away with [typed 3'd] and wasn’t allowed on base - although he was the only one who “truly knew” - Mayo and Bill Franks had been declared and many many top echelon people been offloaded in one way or another with many of the replacements in turn suffering the same fate as their predecessors.

And yes, no one noticed that after Miscabbage cancelled Broeker’s supposed forgery where he had been appointed “Loyal Officer no. 1' and his wife Annie, “Loyal Officer no. 2' by the ole man and leaving something of a hat turn-over, as one would expect from him, and a good-bye to his many loyal followers and staffs in all the so called “churches” that if this was indeed a forgery as was claimed by (now self-appointed captain) Miscabbage; where was the REAL one? Or was there then NOT a single good-bye from man’s best friend?? Some, already on the outside -and many, in retrospect - did; hindsight is 20/20 as they say.

I DO have to complain that I did NOT NOT - that's Ned 4 Oateas - being incarcerated inside a mountain and kept in by an eternal battery that eLcon pulled off outta thin air and well, HEY!!! Maybe he was doing some of his notorious research and it was his first experiments with what eventually became the Introspection Rundown that killed Lisa McPherson. WoW! eLcon? You naughty, naughty boy! that's why we know'im 'round heah' ass eLcon eLgay!


5. Why did you choose to stay in the Church of Scientology?
Again, this question doesn’t apply to me but why some of these poor devils stay; especially Sea Ogre members even after having been thrown into the RPF or worse, the RPF’s RPF, I’ll NEVER know! I think Hubbard had a fascination for feeding people “bad food,” witness what he fed sea ogre personnel for weeks on end: white rice and black beans and sipping even into his science fiction works, as in the case of his hero in Battlefield Earth who is fed rats by John Travolta - in the movie, anyway.

And everybody knows why Cruise, Travolta and the like “choose” to stay: We’ll tell the world all their “secrets” they’ve “confessed” to their “auditors” (those trained to listen, compute and KEEP WRITTEN NOTES - wink) In other words they’ll no longer be able to continue to climb or move UP that “bridge” they bought. And remain “HE-MEN” in Hollywood, that is. ;)


6. Were you staff or public? If staff, was it at a mission or an org? Were you ever in the Sea Org or OSA? Which unit? If not on staff, did you ever volunteer to 'help out'?
Never directly. Always from afar. A lot of my influence has been telepathic. As I have said before, I’ve had a couple of incarnations here on Teegeeack in recent years; one being as head of the World Bank, Herr Jacobsson or Herr J as I was also known. And I have an interesting question for y’all: What last name do you get if you unscramble the letters that make up my own last name? [Answer is at # 10] Nonetheless, I am THE reason why staffs and public exist! Actually everyone on earth!! They all need to “audit out” the effects of MY CAUSE. That was MIGHTY OT of me if I may so myself


7. Why did you leave the Church of Scientology? Was there a "final straw"?
Again, not for me but many leave because they can’t handle the materials on OT III and I’m too powerful an incident to run so many do quit. Some crack. [Some crack UP! LoL] More than a few OT VIIs have been institutionalized. But the majority simply run out of money or max out their credit cards and they miss out on their salvation. Still quite a few others, and more and more as time goes by, become convinced that the whole thing is nothing but a $ham and a $cam and a $windle and a very elaborate and cunning one at that. It’s all a CAPITAL “$” for $ciLIEntology :) Nevermind the Oateas and others that get infected with 'blue asbestos' (the worst kind) put in ships built in those days and NEVER REMOVED from the 'DeathWinds' One of the things asbestos in general has been known to cause is a form of cancer known as Mesothelioma: http://www.mesothelioma-lawsuits-asbestos.com/index.html?ovchn=ggl&ovcpn=&ovcrn=mesothelioma+cancer&ovtac=PPC


8. Do you think the Church of Scientology needs to change some of its practices? If so, what should be changed? How did those practices affect your life?
They are doing so more and more with things like the Golden Age of Tech and we’re not simply changing its practices, we’ve also began to alter the texts too. Compare some of the new versions of books and tapes - like the PDC tapes and books as well - to older versions. So they ARE changing. There’s even a change in attitude towards people like government agents such as IRS agents who were looked badly upon before and spoken of by Hubbard in quite vitriolic tones, calling them tax cruds, etc. and now every church has a post for a Tax Compliance Officer and Davie is very good friends with them and INTERPOL too So there have been many changes. They’ve even changed how you read a free needle or F/n. A lot of good positive changes and ALTERATIONS...wait a minute... Oh nevermind, they’re too busy going up the Bridge and working to make the money to make the connection; they won’t notice. When the church completely cleans up its act and regains a positive image in the public eye and starts getting more universal and global acceptance; then and only then, will we use it [the Scientology Religion] to further our aims of a complete MarKabian takeover.




9. If the items you listed in the previous question were changed, would you consider rejoining or staying in the Church of Scientology? If so, why?
Our agents have now changed many many things that needed to be changed to pave the way for what we have coming, first inside Scientology and then reverberating throughout the world and the universe indeed. That said, however, I have never been “IN” and the ONLY WAY I’d “join” the Scientolgy Religion is if they exumed Hubbard, did an autopsy and found him full of an anti-psychotic drug like Vistaril or sumpin or that it was proven thru DNA sample that he had an affair with Parsons. And why?! Cause it isn’t going to happen, that’s why! LoL


10. Any additional comments you would like to make?
Answer to no. 6 above is {{{{{drum roll}}}}} .....

W - A - L - T - E - R !!!

All is lost. The Markabian takeover has already begun. The Church of Scientology has been taken over by our agents. It’s no longer called Scientology but the “Scientology Religion” The OT Levels have been changed. Hubbard’s death was precipitated, his wife was incarcerated; his books and lectures and writings systematically being adulterated or in some cases deleted and the few that are “practising” straight scio as Hubbard intended will not make one iota of difference.

Our Markabian fleet will be arriving on Earth [oops, Teegeeack] and landing in the bases we have set up through our very own Church of Spyritual Technology or Co$T. The Trementina Base in New Mexico thaT'S EVEN MARKED SO AS TO BE DISTINGUISHED FROM ABOVE. And this will take place on December the 21st, 2012 just like the Mayan predicted >;)

$ciLIEntology will be declared the planet’s official religion and Teegeeack will once again take its place amongst the colonized planets of the CONFEDERACY - the Federation... hip, hip.....HOORAY!!!

PS By the way, I have eLcon’s spirit frozen in glycol and he’s been receiving all sorts of implants and needed repairs and adjustments and I’m sending him back as a politician -once we get’im a proper and decontaminated body, of course; ONE WITHOUT BTs -... you know, the ANTI-CHRIST!!! WHOA!!! Flourish and Prosper rofl



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