Thursday, 28th December, 2006 06:24:16am

Name or Alias: Grouchella PART 9
Training and/or processing level: H.Q.S.
Org or location: none of your Chazehshire business!
Time involved in the Church of Scientology: years - Billions
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1. How did you first become acquainted with the Church of Scientology?

see comments below

with apologies to Groucho Marx- 'Capt.' Geoffrey T. Spaulding

2. What initially appealed to you about scientology?

a 'schnorrer' is a Jewish/Yiddish term meaning a free-loader; a con-man

3. Were there problems in your life that you thought scientology would address?

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4. Did you see, experience, or hear about things that didn't seem right while you were in the Church of Scientology? What were they, and what convinced you to set aside your feelings?

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5. Why did you choose to stay in the Church of Scientology?

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6. Were you staff or public? If staff, was it at a mission or an org? Were you ever in the Sea Org or OSA? Which unit? If not on staff, did you ever volunteer to 'help out'?

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7. Why did you leave the Church of Scientology? Was there a "final straw"?

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8. Do you think the Church of Scientology needs to change some of its practices? If so, what should be changed? How did those practices affect your life?

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9. If the items you listed in the previous question were changed, would you consider rejoining or staying in the Church of Scientology? If so, why?

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10. Any additional comments you would like to make?

Hip hip -'HOORAY for L.Ron Hubbard the A Fricken EXPLORER- did someone call me 'schnorrer' ? hooray hooray hooray! He went into the jungle where all the monkeys throw nuts (if I stay here i'll go NUTS -hooray hooray hooray! he put all his reliance, in courage (cowardice) and defiance. and RISKED his LIFE for 'SCIENCE' '(oh tea three) !!!